You better check yourself into a mental hospital before you wreck yourself into a mental hospital.

14th September 2014

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thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

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14th September 2014

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My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress.
— Laverne Cox, speaking at the University of Kentucky  (via krispymeme)

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14th September 2014

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  • me: *owns 264 unread books*
  • me: *buys 17 new books*
  • me: *rereads harry potter*

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14th September 2014

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killjoys-and-stuff:

morelikegerardgay:

I don’t have DNA I’m just made up of billions of tiny Fall Out Boy lyrics

That’s not good for your DNA man, it could cause a friction in your genes

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14th September 2014

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toomanysersonthedancefloor:

Ain’t no party like a…

toomanysersonthedancefloor:

Ain’t no party like a…

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13th September 2014

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  • mom: how long are you going to listen to that song
  • me: centuries

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13th September 2014

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As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?

I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.

But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?

Aman Ali

I am going to reblog this quote every year. 

(via lavenderlavia)

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11th September 2014

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roymustangofficial:

roy mustang?? nah what jerk what a — [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of roy mustang spill out of jacket] w-what  a fcking asshole i these aren’t mine I’m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of roy mustang scatter across the floor] shit fuck I’m holding them for a friend just listen 

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11th September 2014

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angelt626:

linadivorceeofl:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

Gentlemen.

Well damn

Lets weaponize the uterus. 

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11th September 2014

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