YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS
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My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress.
I don’t have DNA I’m just made up of billions of tiny Fall Out Boy lyrics
That’s not good for your DNA man, it could cause a friction in your genes
Ain’t no party like a…
As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?
I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.
But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?
I am going to reblog this quote every year.
roy mustang?? nah what jerk what a — [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of roy mustang spill out of jacket] w-what a fcking asshole i these aren’t mine I’m just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen I just listen fuck [thousands of pictures of roy mustang scatter across the floor] shit fuck I’m holding them for a friend just listen
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
Lets weaponize the uterus.
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