You better check yourself into a mental hospital before you wreck yourself into a mental hospital.

19th April 2014

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mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

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19th April 2014

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19th April 2014

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  • Me: DC doesn't represent women well.
  • Brother: The government or the comic books?
  • Me: Pick one.

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19th April 2014

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smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked upThis fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

vineofficial:

This is fucked up
This fucked me up

what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?

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19th April 2014

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youreawizardofdragonslarry:

I CANNOT I REPEAT I CANNOT

http://m.imgur.com/a/l2fT5

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18th April 2014

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18th April 2014

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iamalfff:

Harrison Ford’s Reddit AMA

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17th April 2014

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wylieeeeee:

wylieeeeee:

I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

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17th April 2014

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17th April 2014

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aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live



I don’t know, maybe she offered it as a sort of ultimatum after he wouldn’t stop calling her, like “wear the sign and I’ll consider getting back together, you punk bitch” and he surprised her and did it and now she’s laughing because she knows that there’s no chance in hell she’s actually getting back together with him and that now every girl in the damn mall knows he’s a cheating cheater who cheats but he’s so full of himself and his shitty fucking shoes that he thinks it’s a done deal
she’s just there to crush his miserable little dream  
and yeah yeah they’re holding hands but maybe another part of the arrangement is that she gets to shock him with one of those trick handshake shocking motherfuckers whenever she so chooses and thats what she was doing when the picture was taken
he’s smiling to hold back the tears 

aduhm:

muscleluvr2:

cyberpark:

guccipoop:

She looks dumb as hell

it’s more embarrassing that they’re still together

why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live

I don’t know, maybe she offered it as a sort of ultimatum after he wouldn’t stop calling her, like “wear the sign and I’ll consider getting back together, you punk bitch” and he surprised her and did it and now she’s laughing because she knows that there’s no chance in hell she’s actually getting back together with him and that now every girl in the damn mall knows he’s a cheating cheater who cheats but he’s so full of himself and his shitty fucking shoes that he thinks it’s a done deal

she’s just there to crush his miserable little dream  

and yeah yeah they’re holding hands but maybe another part of the arrangement is that she gets to shock him with one of those trick handshake shocking motherfuckers whenever she so chooses and thats what she was doing when the picture was taken

he’s smiling to hold back the tears