*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
This is fucked up
This fucked me up
what the…how the fuck? what the fuck?
I CANNOT I REPEAT I CANNOT
I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.
She looks dumb as hellit’s more embarrassing that they’re still together
why do they look so happy to be there? they standing out in the mall with big ass grins on their faces like “haha aren’t we a cute couple? this is the third time my boyfriend fucked another girl so i had to get creative with the punishments.” she’s dating a dude who not only cheated on her but has the worst taste in shoes of any human being to ever live
I don’t know, maybe she offered it as a sort of ultimatum after he wouldn’t stop calling her, like “wear the sign and I’ll consider getting back together, you punk bitch” and he surprised her and did it and now she’s laughing because she knows that there’s no chance in hell she’s actually getting back together with him and that now every girl in the damn mall knows he’s a cheating cheater who cheats but he’s so full of himself and his shitty fucking shoes that he thinks it’s a done deal
she’s just there to crush his miserable little dream
and yeah yeah they’re holding hands but maybe another part of the arrangement is that she gets to shock him with one of those trick handshake shocking motherfuckers whenever she so chooses and thats what she was doing when the picture was taken
he’s smiling to hold back the tears
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