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a hylian girl looks out her back window. the hero of time is out there, behind the shed, screaming and hitting a box with a dismembered skeleton arm. the box shatters, and he scrambles to gather all the scattered apples into his bag. then he takes down his manbun to tie a bandana around his head, and takes a flying leap at a flat and featureless cliff. he climbs. fifty feet up, he stops and shoves a fish into his mouth. “there he goes,” her mother says. “he’s going to save us all.”
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Me: Idk, I’m not rlly feeling overwatch lately. I should start looking for a new game.
Blizzard: Jack Morrison is gay.
Me: WE’RE ALL SOLDIERS NOW!!
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listen if you can’t handle me calling spiderham “john mulaney’s marvel sponsored fursona” then just go ahead and block me now, it only gets worse from here buddy pal
(via reminiscentrevelry)
Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar?
My Chiropractor: What?
(via mynotsocoollife)
i’m starting to lose my fucking mind and grainy old pictures of bad apartments are taking on the qualities of fine wines. look at this fucking bathroom photo and how every object in the shot is somehow half-cropped out of the frame it’s like an anti-renaissance painting and you would have to consciously try to take a photo that communicated any less information about the bathroom of this apartment
(via 1-800-pogosticks)
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Well it is pretty rude to just straight up kill a man in parliament like that
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